Grandma Nicklin

Matriarch of the Nickiln Clan, Kev has never got over the fact that he's a bloke and is often seen around the clubs in Walsall and Wolverhampton dressed in his unique sexy Grandma costumes. He began life playing on the wing but was moved into the pack following his discovery of beer and late night curry. Fond of fast motorcycles, sports cars and Oil of Ulay he is renowned for his joke telling ability, though he usually spoils the joke as he laughs before he finishes and no-one can ever understand the punchline. An indomitable prop for the First Team his turn of speed has amazed opposition defences over the years, and made the rest of us laugh. Toured for the first time in 2007 where his avante-garde interpretation of a turtle costume made him a legend in the artist colonies of Cornwall.

Mel Fudd

Mel has been Essington's game keeper for several years now always willing to discharge his weapon at a moments notice. As can be seen he is built for stealth and is a master of disguise - many varmints have fallen for the "Man hiding under a Pedestal Mat" attack. Mel is also known for his outrageous dieting schemes as can be seen from his lithe figure.....pasty sandwich anyone?





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