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	Chris Wing Has his own sub suit! Often gets picked as sub. Coincidence?
	Graham Back A long time ago was a formidable Full Back. But the years have not been kind. Broken bones, torn muscles, teaching - all have taken their toll and he is now constantly getting over something.
	Kevin Centre Could teach the All Blacks a thing or two about cheating. Has the record for the most penalties given away in one match. Likes boring people with his far left political views. Chairman of Walsall & District Better Homes for Immigrants Group.
	Kip Centre Weighing in at 16st Kip is big and hard and likes to hurt opponents. Suffers badly from agoraphobia and will not run into space, preferring instead the comfort of running into people. Preferably the opposition pack. Has been known to head towards his own line just to find someone to run over.
	Bezza Back Row If you've seen Animal on the Muppets you know all you need to know about Bezza. Despite the look of this photo he is not gay.
	The Blind Ninja Front row TBN can play in any front row position. And frequently does. Was told that Senior Service Fags were running a new ad campaign so is looking for a sailors hat. Might be a euphemism. Likes sortng out problems. If you've got one, tell TBN and he will help you worry over it.
	McNik Wing Nought to Warp Speed in a fraction of a second. He's fast and he has to be.....he plays the bagpipes. Not constantly, just occasional use, and he doesn't inhale. He could give them up whenever he wants to. Honest. His residents association voted him 'Best Neighbour in the Close' (If he would move category).
	Fletch Prop/Reluctant Second Row Despite being a semi-bulemic (he eats everything but doesn't throw up) Fletch manages to keep a level of fitness that would be laudable in a man twice his age. Renown for his non-stop work rate, especially at meal times, he epitomises the ERUFC spirit - have fun now and damn the consequences. Recently climbed The Wrekin for charity.
	Dave Wing Faster than a fast thing, Dave's sidestep would be legendary if he ever develops one. While he's at it he could develop his catching and his passing skills to a level that he could catch and pass. Oh, and his tackling and rucking and positional play especially defending high balls. Apart from that, he's great.
	Chatterbox Full back Slight, ever so slight. Last man in defence. Easy. Ha! Try running past him. He as hard as nails and tackles like an Express Train. Has tackled people so hard that they wet their pants. That's hard. He's wet his own a few times as well.